Top 10 Quotes

#0001 104

<WIZTER> Php is not hard.
<WIZTER> Assembler is more abstract.

#0088 97

<iSaidThat> My karma ran over my dogma.

#0162 97

<Stufa> mack : http://203.221.159.215/
<rofo> iframes.... positioned with tables... ?
<Stufa> rofo yeah why?
* rofo wanders off rambling about losing faith in humanity and all that

#0217 82

<@atomic> I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off.
<@atomic> As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
<@atomic> Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.
<@atomic> Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

#0116 72

<MadManMarkAu> cracked mIRC
<MadManMarkAu> schweet
<[Hobbes]> yeah?
<[Hobbes]> i beat mirc ages ago
<[Hobbes]> the end boss was easy!
<MadManMarkAu> I just never bothered to
<MadManMarkAu> lol
<nagash_> i beat the internet
<nagash_> google was the hardest boss

#0145 72

<mad_kook> using winmx atm
<mad_kook> usually use slsk
<Popstick> slsk ?
<mad_kook> soul seek
<Popstick> ok wtf is that
<mad_kook> best music file share program
<mad_kook> for hip hop and eletronic
<Popstick> yay
<byte> KAZAA PWNS
<mad_kook> kazaa licks nuts
<Popstick> sweet i'm getting kazza

#0087 67

<TrafficCone> So I'm talking to my friend the day after I nailed his older sister in the bathroom ofthe local movie theater
<TrafficCone> and he starts going off about some time i made a total ass of my self in front of some girl i liked in high school when i was drunk
<FKNPWNED> Go on...
<TrafficCone> and there's a freaking platoon of people i don't want to hear this shit around, so i pipe up and say,
<TrafficCone> "Hey dude, your sister likes it when I slap her in the face with my Dick"
<TrafficCone> The next thing I know, I'm in the emergency room. The bastard knocked me out with a chair leg.

#0090 60

* emily2 (wh0r3@144.139.134.25823) Quit (Killed (Zardoz (The most secure computer is one which is not connected to the Internet. That is why I recommend Telstra ADSL.)))

#0029 46

<DemonAce> yes its manual
<Missy_Hollz> yay
<Missy_Hollz> i looove manuals
<[FR3AK]> u just like the rod
<[FR3AK]> i mean stick
<Missy_Hollz> *blushes*
<[FR3AK]> u can drive my stick any time

#0193 38

* ctn points to gf apple pie
TisRalf: gf apple pie?
TisRalf: wtf?
ctn: glutenfree apple pie :P
TisRalf: so now cinda is a pie?
ctn: i wish :P
TisRalf: how much does it cost for a piece?
ctn: 7$ each or something (small pie)
TisRalf: O_O
ctn: heh
TisRalf: hehe thomo... you don't realise what you just told me then :P
TisRalf: btw if you said she weas a cream pie it would've been even worse :P